Douglas, That is a translated haiku! I remember it from college, though the translation I remember said "splash" instead of "plop". Why don't you translate your haiku for everybody, please? C
That (probably lousy) translation was Caldera's signature. I remember hearing one about a frog who was the "old general." On that note, how about bad haiku? I love bad haiku! Ko ke ko kou! Niwatori ha naku Taberareta Cock-a-doodle-doo! The rooster's cry. It was eaten. Not bad enough? I'll try again! Biru sensei Pamakaruchya da! "Ome ha yatsu!" Teacher Bill [Mollison] Permaculture! "Ya bastard!" How about Kurisutaha Belizu ni iru yo! Oame furu. Christopher He is in Belize. It rains heavily. That one was too bad even for me. :lol: I'd best stop right there.