Indeed. Anyone can just push several hundred kilos of loaded crate off the back of a lorry and I'm sure the plates would conveniently break up...
You seem to have a strange attitude towards people that are trying to understand you. If you used plain English instead of being "metaphoric" etc...
You havn't got any street cred! ;) I'm a bricklayer by trade and us brickies often wear washing up gloves so if us macho brickies can wear them...
I think you may have problems with them breaking because the length is so much longer than the width and depth. I've laid plenty of slabs and...
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